Ask Stone-Turner
I still think you should've been a masseuse instead of a bouncer.
Anonymous

But I’m not a licensed massage therapist!

You were a convenience store clerk before coming to Equestria, weren't you?
Anonymous

Worse, I had to answer phones for technical support…

What is your opinion on hats?

Depends on the hat; it takes a certain man to wear a fedora, anyone can benefit from a top hat, a baseball cap is good so long as you don’t douche it up, but so help me if you even bring a flat cap around I will smack it off you so damn fast your head will spin.

hi
Anonymous

Hello.

why is your face so.... creepy?
Anonymous

Why is your face so… featureless?

Who is your favorite of all the ponies you've met in pony-vill? And sorry I could not break this anonymous streak you seem to be on.
Anonymous

Favoritism is bad and you should feel bad.

you did the background and its fine so why no art?
Anonymous

OOC post incoming: I didn’t do the background. My brother did it for me, for I suck at the arts. I could attempt to art but all I have is microsoft paint on this laptop.

i spelled meat wrong... no soup for me. :(
Anonymous

Forget the bread George.

NO MEET FOR YOU!
Anonymous

I didn’t want to meet an anon anyway!

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Anonymous

Because I can do my job just by sitting on a stool and looking menacing. You’d be surprised just how little ponies will act up around you once you’ve petrified half their civilization.