But I’m not a licensed massage therapist!
Worse, I had to answer phones for technical support…
Depends on the hat; it takes a certain man to wear a fedora, anyone can benefit from a top hat, a baseball cap is good so long as you don’t douche it up, but so help me if you even bring a flat cap around I will smack it off you so damn fast your head will spin.
Favoritism is bad and you should feel bad.
OOC post incoming: I didn’t do the background. My brother did it for me, for I suck at the arts. I could attempt to art but all I have is microsoft paint on this laptop.
Because I can do my job just by sitting on a stool and looking menacing. You’d be surprised just how little ponies will act up around you once you’ve petrified half their civilization.